Friday, July 24, 2009

Hogatha Beast

I’ll be telling stories from some previous hunts until hunting season rolls around this fall. I had a buddy of mine from Oregon, Greg Schmidlin, recount one of his trips from a couple years ago. His posting is below. It’s a little long, but worth the read since he interjects some humor and sarcasm.

Hogatha Beast, Dec. 2006

Being from Oregon, hunting in a box blind was a little out of my element. Jonathan was losing his patience with my lack of it. Needless to say, I do not do well when I have to sit for countless hours waiting for the hogs to come to me. After 5 days of deer and hog hunting, lots of luck on the deer, not so much luck on the hogs, I was really beginning to wonder if it was going to happen for me on my trip to East Texas.

Longview, was our third stop on a trip that covered more of Texas than I ever want to see again. However, after striking out in Wimberley and Palestine, Jonathan promised me Longview would come through for us. We arrived to thundering showers, followed by lightning and buckets of rain. Did I forget to mention NO sign of hogs? The feeders hadn’t been touched for over a week; there was enough corn on the ground to raise a market steer for the county fair. We sat through the rain and thunder for 2 days. Not even a sign of those plentiful creatures. The weather finally broke on the third day, the last day we had to hunt before I had to go back to Oregon. As the sun finally broke through the clouds it was nearly gone in the sunset when we heard crashing in the brush. Jonathan whispered one word “hogs”. In a matter of a few moments they came out single file, first a bunch of piglets followed by adults, one after another. My heart began to race, I was ready to shoot the first pig that stepped out, Jonathan told me to relax, they weren’t going anywhere till that corn was gone. With light slipping fast, I was running out of the little amount of patience I had, I wanted a boar, so I finally found a big red boar, Jonathan said to take him. As I flipped the safety off, we heard more crashing, a snort from the brush and all the pigs were gone! My expression was “WTF”. Jonathan said “Just wait, they will be back”, seconds later he was right, a monster of a black hog walked out! We immediately named it Hogatha Beast. The others slowly came into view, not getting too close too this over aggressive eater. It would run each pig off as it got close. Jonathan and I both knew which one I was going to shoot then. I asked if he was ready, he once again said “take him”. I shot and the monster hog dropped in its tracks! Jonathan quickly said we needed to get the hog and get out of there before the others came back. We snapped a few pictures and quickly loaded the biggest pig ever taken at the ranch. As we field dressed the hog we decided to weigh it. The shoulders were still on the ground when the cable broke and the hog came crashing down, breaking the cable rated to 330 lbs. Our best educated guess was 350+lbs. Jonathan and I have both loaded plenty of deer and elk, this hog was a true Beast. Not too shabby considering after all was said and done it turned out to be a big dry sow. I would like to thank Lilly Creek Outfitters for an amazing hunt; I challenge anyone who books a hunt with Jonathan to break the record I have set. The first person to do so will get a bottle of Jack Daniels, courtesy of yours truly.



Greg Schmidlin
Cornelius, Oregon

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Golf and Fishing

Been a while since my last post. New baby Jake keeping me up all hours and after taking care of him, working for clients, and keeping things up around the house, been too tired to put together even a simple post. The good news is that he is almost 8 weeks old and starting to sleep 5-6 hours straight at night and more quiet during the day.

To keep sane, I have been able to play a couple rounds of golf with friends and clients, and even shot the low gross score of 56 with a 4 man scramble at the Travis Lynch Memorial Golf Tournament. I was a late entry and got grouped up with another single and a pair whose partners could not make it. Unfortunately it was scored with the "Peoria", or "Bankers" scoring so our net score after adding strokes for being bad asses was 65. Can't win them all. We called it "Pelosi" scoring since they were trying to make everything equal by redistributing the strokes. Next year there will be a bracket for the low gross score, not just the handicapped system. We played well, had a great time, and plan to play again next year on the same team.

My parents came down to help with Jake so we took him on a small road trip to the deer lease in Fredericksburg for the first time. We had some good German food at The Auslander in town, then met up with my buddy Ian and his son JB to fill feeders and do some general maintenance. Been getting decent rain so there is lots of forage for the deer to feed on. That with our new protein feeders should help antler growth this year.

Fishing - Finally got out and did some fishing on the power plant lakes Southeast of town. Caught a whole mess of catfish, which have a made a couple great meals. Good eatin! My brother came in town so we went two days in a row. In addition to the cats, we found some Stripers and Redfish. We found one area that was holding lots of small Reds. We tied on rattletraps and caught over 50 in about an hour. No keepers, but lots of fun.